Celeb-Mom Stuff All Moms Deserve

Hey, I’m not the greedy type. Frankly, the less stuff I have, the saner my life seems. Maybe it runs in the family—my mom’s Mother’s Day gift request this year? Hand lotion. (Gee, don’t go too crazy, Mom.) But I can’t help but be a little envious of some luxurious parts of a celeb mom’s life. We should all have mucho bucks to spend on A+ childcare and be able to say, Hey, I’ll pass up an acting job to stay home with my kids. What perks would you like to have? I'll start with these:

1. A fancy home-delivery-meals diet. I too could lose 25 post-pregnancy pounds if someone brought perfectly prepared health food to my doorstep.
2. A personal trainer who will force me to work out in my grandly appointed home gym. If he's a professional massage therapist as well, that's even better.
3. Um, that Marc Jacobs diaper bag to the right? I’ll take one, thanks.*
4. Family photos by Annie Leibovitz. Like TomKat with Suri, I too want to be shot artfully on a mountaintop with my loved ones.

* If you want to experience the devastation of having your child spit up on a $458 bag, you can buy it at nordstrom.com.

Comments

[Brooke]

I like #1, 2 and 4 as well...I could live w/o the diaper bag...its pretty cute but it won't be as cute with spit up and poop all over it.

[mod*mom]

i want the organic vegan version with wild salmon, the personal trainer + a new laptop